Sparky the
S.P.A.M. Killer takes ill.
Sparky the S.P.A.M. Killer, the
dog made famous by eating a portion of the damaged Sentient
Paranormal Amoeboid Mass
unit, has taken ill. Sparky has been in seclusion for some time
since Dr. Marshall Bowman handed him over to the I.S.S.T. prior to
his website being shutdown. "He has given us all so much wisdom
- take care of him as I have over the short time I have known
him", were Dr. Bowman's words as he left Sparky with an
underground operative of the I.S.S.T.
Sparky swallowed a portion
of the damaged S.P.A.M. unit back in 1936 when it crashed to the
earth in a remote farm in rural Nebraska. Government officials took
Sparky from his farm along with both the damaged S.P.A.M. and the
undamaged S.P.A.M. units. It became obvious after several years that
Sparky had developed superior cell regeneration capabilities, which
the government began studying.
After decades without
success, Dr. Marshall Bowman was assigned to study the genetic
abnormality within the small dog. After Dr. Bowman had conducted
several tests, the dog expunged the strange space meat that had been
lodged within his body for such a long time. Dr. Bowman began
extracting data from the small piece of S.P.A.M. and to his horror
had uncovered some startling information, which had been hidden from
the public for some time.
Unfortunately, the S.P.A.M.,
which had been sustaining Sparky's genetic superior regeneration
capabilities, ceased when he expelled the space meat and Sparky
again began to age normally. He has been on several medications to
assist him but unfortunately they are beginning to fail. Sparky will
be taking a trip to the hospital this week to see if there is
anything else that can be done to help him. He is unable to walk and
spends most of his time resting on his favorite bed. Our thoughts
are with Sparky at this time. He has meant alot to those who have
known him. |

Sparky the S.P.A.M. Killer resting on his
favorite bed |